the best part was that i sold it on etsy, and then the guy proposed to his now wife, and sent me pics of the proposal and it was a very happy ending for my beloved ring.

There go those simple salt of the earth folks like Rosanne Barr and DJTJ sticking it to all those rich, elitist, fat cats.

What’s the return by date on that second season purchase?

I think trump will bomb Oslo if Moon got a Nobel Peace Prize instead of him.

a rare spot of good news. i’ll take it!

Tags still attached, you say? I thought this was a feature, not a bug?

people are determined to make apathy the only outlook on life. The more I age, the easier it is to see ending up with 5 dogs as utterly acceptable

I see what you did there. :)

Meh, they were just chocolate inside anyway. You think those two fatasses were going to sit down together without snacks?

I kinda want one now, not gonna lie.

I’ve heard people are totally ready to cancel Bateman since his apology. I feel like we are failing to distinguish between the men who commit sexual assault and the rest of the male population.

“SPYGATE” Shut the fuck up Donnie, you’re out of your element. Also stop trying to make SPYGATE happen!

I became an instant fan of Jessica Biel during her rebellion. Finding out about Collins’s crimes makes Biel’s apologies seem like an even more idiotic requirement than it already was.

Buying fucking Sudafed seems to require more checks than buying a gun in some states.

Very kind, thank you. I’m all better, just wish we had a different president.

I......I....I don’t want to.

Hurry the fuck up, Mueller. Save us.

Nobody told me there would be math

Since November 2016

Hey, if that bigoted anal leak wants to blow more of his ill gotten money, make himself into even more of a politically untouchable pariah, and disrupt the machinations of the Repubs in that area, I say go for it!