Cameras in bug bathrooms.
zerofucksthirty
therealgara
Ha! True in many, many different ways.
Some of the responses to Tami’s tweet are pretty great.
No mention of Margot Kidder’s death? RIP, the definitive Lois Lane.
I see you’ve met my in-laws, who think China is the Great Satan or something because the hordes signalling the End Times will come from the east or some such nonsense? The fact that the Earth is round, and therefore everything is both east and west, just gets a blank stare.
I would love to be a globe-trotting anything.
“Benign kidney tumor” is the nicest thing any decent American has ever called that orange thing occupying the WH.
Replacement by the 2018 model (now with simulated affection)?
An abortion.
No, it that you damn kids don’t listen! Now, get off the South Lawn!
Choose Life*
Maybe she’s being strategic, knowing that by waiting, her kid will be the young one who eventually steals North’s spotlight.
Draining the Swamp
Lol, Kim can handle the online mommy monsters and I greatly appreciate her setting them off because that shit is entertaining as hell to read. (And probably even more appreciated by women who hated to/couldn’t breastfeed, as well, for more legitimate reasons.)
My lawn guy and my pool guy both charge me way too much. I have therefore instructed my neighbors to all start paying more for these services so that I may start paying less.
yep stupid for always reading the trump articles even tho i know itll piss me right the fuck off... luckily i too have my emotional support beer in hand
And first he was mocking about being president and here we are.
Honey, I am RIGHT THERE WITH YOU! I’ve always been a wino, but now my drinking problem has developed a drinking problem. It’s not good. My work life is non-existent and my personal life is complete and utter shit. The last 6 months have been the worst..then add on the political landscape and I honestly don’t know how…
good luck :)