Not to mention that person is on his deathbed right now :(

That’s an important point that I ignored for the sake of comedy. Also: Fake News!

She makes my head spin.

I hatteeeeeeeee this excuse. Honestly I would much rather you say “I voted for him because I think its about time blacks, immigrants and bitches learned their place.” All of this useless “well we needed a change” bullshit is infuriating. As if your completely cavalier attitude toward all minority populations and basic…

The dress (no matter who the designer) is meh. That hair though?! Really, ScarJo?? Laura Bush called and wants her hairstyle back.

I think plastic surgery victims all look the same.

Okay Hart is a real name with an actual history. It means “deer” or “stag” and I think it can be a rather handsome name.

I’ll allow it!

I would have gone with “I want my KFC”.

I think I love you for this; this, right here, is amazing.

Novartis: You’re a funny guy.

Wby not both?

I want my

My reaction to this entire thread:

Breaking: Fat old fuck who accused Hillary Clinton of pay-to-play schemes and corruption is up to his eyeballs in pay-to-play schemes and corruption. Hooray for post-factual humanity.

“We’ve got to install soundproofed phone booths,

See the orange maggot with the long tie and the make up
Yeah buddy that’s not his own hair
That orange maggot got his own jet airplane
That orange maggot he’s a millionaire

Probably shouldn’t surprise me, but apparently the Burnt Ketchup Steak Administration even sucks at accepting bribes.

That ain’t lawyerin’. That’s the way you do it.

Let me tell you, this guy’s damn dumb.

Money for nothing and Trump’s Scorn for free.