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Polanski: I don’t even have a Costco membership!

“...he should be able to be reinstated.”

That’s Ke$ha.

Now I’m picturing a Britney who’s like Janet from the Good Place, but less informative.

...who shares your fantasy of being mob-adjacent.

As a graduate of Law & Order University, I concur.

As Trump’s lawyer Rudy said this morning:

It made my morning.

Well a republican isn’t going to trust a doctors opinion of their health he’s a “scientist” and “professional”. They’re just elites in the business to make money and be in the pockets of George soros.

Furthermore, his heart and his brain are in excellent condition, almost like they were never used. I attribute this to a life long passion for avoiding exercise and plant-based food. Also, his weight is appropriate for a man of his age and his stomach certainly does not block him from viewing his long and

Somebody should have put Johnny in a time capsule in 1994 and left him there.

pretty sure that is also true.

Maybe She’s Born With It

I read that as a “tacky gold weiner.”

Did you foresee that there would be so much medical drama under a Trump presidency, because I really didn’t!

Yeah no thanks. A liar is a liar is a liar, and just because we share peepee parts doesn’t mean I’m going to join the Sisterhood Of The Flaming Pants.

Oh, I’ve heard it’s quite the hookup site.

Be Afraid....The Base will clone itself...Fear the Walking Base......

We are thinking it’s about comparing their looks because that is the essence of their beings, no? When comparing one woman with another, appearance is the only thing that matters.