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Aidy Bryant got married over the weekend, and her shoes slayed.

$40M conspiracy against Roy Moore? Where do I donate?

Plutonium lard?

If “hate-star” seems a bit awkward? Imagine how confusing it’d be on Facebook: “I just ‘hate-liked’ the photo of your new BMW.”

But anger is only an objective intellectual assessment when men experience it. When a woman is angry she is hysterical and emotional. A man slamming his fist is strong, a woman slamming her fist is emotional.

Colonel Sanders could save if he started frying chickens in lard.

I hate that you are correct. Take your star. Pass the vodka.

The entire nation already knows Donald Trump doesn’t understand DACA.

Roy should use his Gawd given 2nd Amendment Right one last time and put that tiny pistol in his mouth.

Oh but there was a conspiracy. To silence his victims, in hopes of stealing a Senate seat.

I’ll bet you $50 that John Bolton is the one leaking this stuff about Kelly.

The republicans were responsible for this hot (WRONG) take and buddy did they run with it. And seeing the liberals embrace it and repeat it is driving me up the fucking wall. It’s almost like NONE OF THEM EVEN WATCH THE SHOW OR READ THE BOOKS otherwise they would know exactly what the fuck Michelle was talking about.

If these people are truly saying that comparing SHS to Ann Dowd is a knock to SHS’s looks, why aren’t they concerned about knocking Ann Dowd’s looks by implying that she’s ugly?

re: your last part I feel REALLY pissed about this entire narrative because I fucking LOVE Ann Dowd and think she is foxy as HELL and I really hate the thought of her reading all of this and feeling like a piece of shit. It makes me so angry. ANN DOWD IS BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED.

This is nothing more than fake outrage from the Right and from the spineless media, who never call Trump out on his divisiveness. For once, I agree with Wendy.

If Republicans are masters of mental gymnastics, Democrats are the masters of foot shooting.

The media LOVES to appear balanced more than anything else.

Avicii ❤️

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