I think I can now separate my life into two parts: before and after I learned that Lil Tay existed. Even though the second part is only the last two days, I’ve thought about killing myself way more after learning Lil Tay existed than before.

Me too! Our sacraments include sleeping in on Sunday, and hitting the grocery store while all the other churches are still holding services.

So, why are Tom and Nicole being referred to as his adoptive parents? They’ve literally had Conner most of his life, and the article is not about his biological parent(s), so why bring it up? What does it add? Fucking nothing, that’s what it adds.

I’m almost Team Barbie, except, These Heaux? Everyone knows it should be Theze Heaux. She’s dead to me now.

I just watched this, a few days ago.

First - shame one everyone involveds parents. Two of these people are actual children.

After their twitter flirting last year, I kind of want it to be Cory Booker.

Taylor swift just tweeted that she has never had a cavity ever in her life, and included a picture of herself with Jeff Bezos reading her the Washington post.

That kid is going to HATE Spandau Ballet

The next major storm should be named Daniels. If not, we riot.

A porn star is more articulate and thoughtful than the president of the USA.

I fucking love this woman.

But apparently she is. I fucking LOVE that a woman who has seen this asshole’s dick is the one who will bring him down.

The affair was in 2006, not 2011.

I want her to win her suit, but I... really... don’t want to hear anything more about Donald Trump as a sex haver. Like, ever again.

The president of the USA is being successfully trolled by a porn star. 2018 yo.

Shut up, Morrissey.

I get the feeling they don’t like him very much.

I kind of want Trump to make some huge flashy statement only to have the entire remaining Bush clan give him the collective finger.

I want to read that article, but the bit you posted has me in a quiet fit of rage at the moment.