Binders full of attorneys!

You need to go to Costco and buy that shit in bulk.

Haha, I wish that was the only religion people subscribed to.

John Mulaney describing the Trump’s charade of a presidency as “ This Is A Horse Loose In A Hospital” is one of the best metaphors I’ve heard.

DO NOT DRAG SAM THE EAGLE INTO THIS GOD-AWFUL MESS.

You’re surprised by two Pences? You obviously don’t know about the Pence Triad. We have a land based Pence that never leaves the US, an airborne Pence that can be deployed across the globe at a moment’s notice and an undetectable seaborne Pence on a constantly moving nuclear submarine.

• We’re supposed to think the Press Secretary is a cabinet post?

You have to leave. The EVP at your current company just threatened your livelihood. If you stay, they’ll use this to their advantage and make you miserable. I have had a couple of non compete clauses buried within work contracts but they have never been enforced (I’m in a very narrow field). Go to that new job and…

Go to your new job, explain about the non-compete and see if they’ll be in your corner. Most threats are just that—how much does your evil boss really want to get into this?

Talk to your new job about the non-compete and what your current boss has said. See if they’ll support you/help you in any way. They have to know that the non-compete would affect them too. And maybe they’ve dealt with this guy before. What’s the penalty in the non-compete?

But proud of me for finally sticking to my guns.

Ahhh you guyyyyyyys after a whole bunch of non-starter dates and being ghosted by a guy who seemed cool and then turned out to be a cowardly fuckboy, something may have stuck.  I had my third date with a guy last night and it was great. He is great. I’m trying not to get TOO excited because people can surprise you in…

Girl, I can relate to the home/work stress. I’m still paying ~$4K a month to live alone because I love my house and can’t be fucked finding a housemate, and my workload is so out of control that it has me slaving away on the weekend instead of going out dancing and engaging in my usual bon vivantery. Sending you all…

Remember though, a puppy isn’t just for Christmas.

Orion and I are sorry to hear you are having such a rough time. We hope things get better for you soon.

Sending you good wishes. Make yourself lots of tea (flavor + hydration + comfort + maybe caffeine). Stretch as often as feasible. You’ve got this.

I got the job as a canvas director, so now I can move on to worrying about all the work I’ll have to do and could potentially mess up and thanking everyone for their support on here, especially PrettyGirlsReadBooks, without whom I likely would never have gotten the job.

IM always glad to hear when famous people are nice IRL. I judge poor tippers so hard.

he certainly piqued the interest of the GOP evangelical vote.

He is not wrong, you know.