So America is an abandoned amusement park? Yeah, that seems about right...

Personally I preferred this tweet where I can’t help but read it like a Scooby Doo plot “twist”.

Who else had momentary heart failure at the idea of Leslie Odom Jr. And Katherine McPhee as a couple?

Don’t know if it’s true, but I like it.

I think it accidentally got shipped to me.

Where did Gigi lost her stuff??

The only personal care products where you need to shower after using them.

Or a capybara! No one ever thinks of the capybara.

And then the arugula. THE ARUGULA!!!! Why, I get the vapours just thinking about the arugula.

Yeah, I should have added it’s absolutely fair to call out hypocrisy.

Please note that Obama paid off zero mistresses, but people were happy to vote for the Trumps because they were going to bring “class” back to the White House

now, maybe more than ever, she needs our komfort and our kare, gella.

I am both nodding to myself at the truth of this take, and also in physical/emotional/spiritual pain after reading “Trump” and “raw-dogging” in the same sentence.

Maybe she just wants to use him for some much needed publicity to stay relevant.

It amazes me that he uses this term after the way he went after Obama’s birth certificate. Or it would if he weren’t such a hypocritical piece of garbage.

Yikes, I’m not sure if I’ve never actually taken a good look at Zuckerberg or if the stress is getting to him. He’s got some full on “sick Victorian child” pallor happening.

Can anyone clue me in on what Trump’s tweets are in reference to? There’s no context whatsoever!

I posted initially to entertain myself, but as time passes I’m discovering more and more people I want to follow and exchange ideas with.

>>>>”And when no lawyer less fictional than Saul Goodman will agree to represent you? “ 

“Doin’ crimes”