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My dog is too good for that crap!

Like inviting donald to the white house but making him wear his ankle shackles, handcuffs, and orange prison jumsuit?

#GriftersGonnaGrift

So today’s Code 45* would be some combination of the words “corrupt” and “business.” Yeah, we’re done here - I’m pretty sure y’all got this one.

I know it’s kind of cruel and fucked up, but it was entertaining watching her just destroy people’s expectations and plunge them into such sadness. Of course I hated all of her designs and the picture of her face means she a narcissist to say the least, but good god could she break people. I swear they must have sent…

Man That Needs To Go Tells Man That Needs To Go That Man Needs To Go

The relevant question, as always, is whether or not Fox and Friends wants Pruitt fired.

Drain the Everglades and turn it into a golf course!

If it is, his writers need to be fired.

Hell even Sean Spicer left the White House and let himself be poked fun of at an award show. I’d even rank him above Hannity at this point.

He was about to weigh in, but then we ran out of time. Sorry, Matt! Thanks for being a good sport.

Hannity is just mad that Rachel Maddow has taken the 9 pm cable crown from him. Like, so hard.

I’m withholding judgment on this until Matt Damon weighs in.

“Hey Donald, I’mma let you finish but...”

Little do you know, a quivering, hateful pile of goo isn’t even her final form.

Well, if he needs a new job, I heard The Atlantic is hiring.

#NeverNotATweet...

“I sort of feel that the press is so bad,” Trump said. “It’s so fake, it’s so made up. I mean, ‘sources say’ and they have no sources. They’re like novelists. I call them novelists.”

Right? When my ex cheated I wrote an entire blog post and blasted it all over social media. It was cathartic at the time but about a week later I was like hmmmm maybe should’ve gone another route...