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Sunsetting. “You recall, Mr. Trump, just yesterday you gloated about stiffing the lawyer as well as the porn star.”

Between Agent Orange admitting he had NO IDEA about the Stormy deal and Masshole James’ return, I am going to go pop a fucking barrel of popcorn for tonight.

Some people just need to stay on FOX, it’s like avoiding someone you don’t want to talk to or deal with!

yeah, but hannity would have won easily if not for the millions of illegal and undocumented viewers.

That top picture makes me think of Elizabeth Montgomery

If they need some tips on how to be darker, I can help

he’s lived, and continues to live, a life without real consequences.

Awww. When I grow up, I want to be Canadian.

What if Canada bought us? I could live with that.

I wonder who will end up with Rudy’s teeth?

Apparently, gun laws work differently from abortion laws.... It seems that no gun laws are ever necessary, and none of them will ever work to stop all forms of murder, and you can never stop people from getting guns, and therefore we shouldn’t even BOTHER making gun laws. But as for abortions, even though laws

-1 for lack of username/post synergy

My sister wants diapers for her special education classroom, she doesn’t want a better car. Absolutely ridiculous and condescending behavior by our Governor jfc.

Perfect! And something corny happens, like they fly to Kansas seeking a sign, and somehow a solar eclipse serves as a metaphor for how their love dimmed, but then came back as strong as ever.

Where she majored in game show pointing and playing prom queens and murdered runaways!

Maybe Scar had his reasons after all...

YO NASHVILLE REPRESENT!

By law, every movie filmed in Milwaukee must start with “Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated...”

20% is also so much easier to calculate. Move the decimal over (to get %10) and just roughly double it.

I’m assuming it ends when she makes a deep, personal (and physical!) connection with a man she meets in a Soul Cycle class. Only later after does she discover that he’s a billionaire to boot! Hijinks ensue, but ultimately the love and lust are too strong, and they end up married happily ever after.