Do I win anything?

The journalistic standards are:

Every one of these Master Race shitheads looks like they’re in an advance stage of radiation poisoning.

Not always. Republicans get primaried for being RINOs. The Tea Party is a massive fissure within the Republican party. And Donald Trump almost lost that election. A lot of people in his party refused to vote for him, and he won by a technicality of the Electoral College. It wasn’t a sweeping mandate by any means.

I look at that face and see all of the shitheads I’ve met in my life who are just like him. Generic losers.

Of course these bitch-ass fascists are anon.

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Bush and Trump both said that it was okay they were inexperienced, because they would put together a team of great advisors and department secretaries who would run the show. What we’ve seen is that they hire ideological picks who are objectively bad at their jobs and the president is too dumb to supervise or critique…

I don’t mind the Republican party and the Far-Right slap fighting and cannibalizing themselves. I just really wish they weren’t taking the rest of the world down with them.

Fact: An FR-S weighs 700 lb less than a V6 Camaro, and about 1,000 lb less than a ZL1.

Fact: A car which weighs 1,000 lb less than another car will handle differently.

Why is it silly? They handle COMPLETELY differently. Two cars can have identical figures and still be entirely different as far as how they feel. Jesus tap-dancing christ why is it so hard for “enthusiasts” to understand this?! You don’t buy a Twin because it is FASTER, or corners HARDER. You buy it because of how it…

I’ll take that one step further and state the Mazdaspeed MP3 is criminally underrated.

Genwon Mazdaspeed3.

These’ll go super swell with the hatchet man, stick-on portholes and custom “FAYGO” plates on my 1999 Sunfire. WHOOP WHOOP!

He reminds me so much of that white girl who sued a college because they didn’t accept her mediocre ass.

lol

Hey pumpkin, ‘butt hurt’ is not a homophobic slur, nor gay baiting. If you are going to troll, you need to up your game.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And in strange trousers even death may die.

Never forget.

But if no one buys it new, how else are Jalopnik readers supposed “to buy it used and with the money I save, make it faster than [insert hypercar]?”