The Iranian Government had Michael Jackson killed.

Remember that summer? The Iranian election scandals? The “Green Revolution”? All you could hear about in the news, on Facebook and Twitter was about the millions of Iranian students protesting the obviously fraudulent results (especially on Twitter; this was really…

The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

FDR knew ahead of time that Japan was going to attack Pearl Harbor.

I had one I was developing for a while that Eric Clapton killed a bunch of people. If memory serves, he was one of the last people to see Brian Jones alive (that may be sketchy). But Duane Allman died while working with Clapton on the Layla record and Clapton did drive his “best friend” George Harrison off the road…

David Stern rigged the ‘85 draft.

That Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is a false flag designed to allow Hillary to coast into the White House.

I once heard that Greg Howard does not actually live on Ish Smith’s dick.

Tony Romo is an elite quarterback.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind