Wait, so “don’t be an asshole” is victim blaming?

I usually give Jalopnik writers every benefit of the doubt, but I take a number of issues with this article.

Brake service and tire rotation should have been done before leaving.

I fucking hate people. 

Getting Musk off this planet hardly classifies as non-essential. 

The worst Grand Cherokee generation.

The remedy should be easy here. The dealer needs to take a bath on this one for a few grand, and then take it up with Tesla. They have the lawyers/deep pockets to handle this. If they get snubbed, they can choose whether to trust Tesla from this point onward. A few thousand means a lot more to a customer than it does…

Or they could have a burnout contest for those of that like burnouts.

They should be arrested for filming in portrait mode....

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

I didn’t realize the 2k20 in the title was the expiration date.

He’s gone Rouge. Probably best he got out of Japan, they would have given him the Maxima sentence.

The traction bars, rally hubcaps and T/A’s are a nice touch too!

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Excepting the ‘63-’69 model years.

That advice is....(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)...right on target. 

I did not watch, please send me your username and password for Disney+(tm) so I can see the episode and perhaps agree with you.

Answer: force fields.

The point is that there is not article about the AMD chips, which are a much, much bigger technology story right now.

Captain Pedantic here