“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Hamburglar, and Hell followed with him.”

Nothing can stop The Grimace

NO SHIT like what in the actual fuck, and why on earth partner with a clothing company that has a grand total of 3 freaking items.

Biblically-accurate fast food mascots

Yeah good old Sony and their proprietary tech, they used to LOVE doing that. Take storage format that is practically EVERYWHERE no thank you here is a new one that only works with our devices, and you can’t use anywhere else, though I think there were multi card readers that could read it.

It was a massive flop, until five years later when Nintendo did all of those same things with one important difference: it released the Switch alongside Breath of the Wild.

You’d think, but more time doesn’t necessarily mean the game will turn out good. Surely it’ll be better than it would have been but I think all the behind the scenes stuff indicates that they don’t really have a good game concept. What they’ve shown so far has been pretty all over the place.

They won’t, because they’ve invested everything into this fantasy.

I see your deep love for DBZA, Isaiah, and I appreciate it. Also, my vote for the next villain in the game is friggin’ King Piccolo. That just... that just makes SENSE.

The American Taliban is above the law.

Either the DA is getting all their ducks lined up in a row before they drag him to court, or they’re in cahoots and waiting for the poop to dry before they drop the investigation or give him a sweetheart deal. Florida’s legal system is a toilet.

What the fuck is taking so long with this asshole being charged? His buddy rolled on him last year and the evidence of payments has been public about as long.

asked President Trump for a pardon relating to a sex trafficking probe underway by the U.S. Justice Department.

But this is a perfectly fine piece of journalism. Heres how much money the game raised, heres some games announced alongside it, and heres info on whether uts dome or close to done, which it is not.

So, enlighten us. What part(s) of the game are playable and fun? And bug-free (mostly)? Is there a quest or a raid you can complete? Is there something? Anything? The website keeps advertising “new” ships, though. “The community has spoken”! Buy your latest bottle of Dr. Goode!

There are only so many ways to say “it’s still getting made folks”. Kotaku’s done it 60 times, ranging all the way from “Star Citizen’s Starfighter Building Options Are Like A 90's Childhood Fantasy Come True” and “Star Citizen, You Just Keep Looking Better” to the one we’re commenting under; all three articles…

Look, the video is technically impressive yes, until you consider the time involved in creating it. Ten years of game development for something that still isn’t finished and is still smaller than any MMO developed over the same amount of time.

That is nice work. It is not five hundred *millions* dollars and ten years…

This will definitely be Chris Roberts’ retirement/investment fund. I wonder what ridiculous salary he has given himself. As far as I can tell, all that he has done is come up with impossible idea after impossible idea without planning the development logically and has just kept piling on more and more promises (lies)…

I just don’t understand how people are still giving them money, and I say that as one of their original (kickstarter) backers. Is it just the same people giving more and more money like some kind of cult?