I see USA is still a completely normal country.

Craziest Pokemon gym leader yet. That her name is Ida Reams, is just icing on the cake.

>you can’t launch a game if you’re that close to bankruptcy

there used to be something like that...but people complained about Valve “Gatekeeping”...so they changed it to $100 and you can put up your game.

I think it’s clear they planned to dump it and run with whatever they got. You don’t drop everything a few days after release if it was a lack of funds, you can’t launch a game if you’re that close to bankruptcy. It might not have started as a scam, but that’s what it became.

I really liked the first State of Decay game. Kind of janky, but I liked the open-ended nature of it. 

The State of Decay Guys have been trying to make a Zombie shooter MMO for going on 10 years now and they were able to get bought by no less then Microsoft because of it.

Guess you could say the folks dense enough to buy this thing were only born... The day before.

Reminds me of the “Dungeon Dilemma” boss game from the original WarioWare, where you have to play a mini-RPG by picking the correct words from a list (but obviously, you know, a whole game).

Even if they copied the tattoos, it would be the tattoo artist that could justifiably sue, not this clown.

lol that time I found out we don’t float in alcohol...

Remember when Lindsay Lohan repeatedly sued Rockstar because, according to her, this character from GTA V looked exactly like her (and not Kate Upton)?

nah, a water park where the water IS bacardi :)

Not Florida enough. Needs a twist, like the wave pool being full of Bacardi-drunk gators.

They should just give him a couple million. Fuck it. Let this guy build a waterpark that serves Bacardi or whatever his dream is.

Here’s the thing: there is a 0% chance he’ll get any money from Rockstar, as the tattoos aren’t the same, so there goes any possible copyright claims, and it’s obviously a work of parody.

Once again illustrating that Florida Man is a f***ing idiot. It’s called parody and satire, and they’re legally protected concepts. The fact that you’re a walking magnet for parody and satire of your stupidity is your own fault.

So you want money because they stole your likeness, the likeness you stole from a movie.... >.>