“Hey kids! You’re absolutely fucked because we just refuse to pivot our business away from fossil fuels. But at least you can floss in Fortnite!” - the soulless cock-gobblers at Shell

Shell manager who came up with that line was probably like:

No prestidigitation cantrip?  Fail!

Already hated this based on this headline and this just makes it even worse

I love how they are trying to be cool with the kids and then have the tag “shellstationsus”
Shell Stations US was probably their intention... but the kids will read it differently.

It’s not your day’s fault.

Maybe I am just having a bad day, but this just strikes me as sick AF. Fuck Shell, IGN and those streamers and I am glad that people are pushing back.

The blood on characters in this game is so over the top and I haven’t played a game that had it that way since Dragon Age: Origins

I’m always throwing water at my team or casting spells.

I can’t see the figure I want:

This seems like a dream collaboration but the minifigs don’t quite capture the cuteness and charm.

Probably not, not for awhile if ever. New Horizons is officially done with new content and updates, and we wont be getting a new mainline AC for awhile if the release trend continues. But maybe in the eventual new AC. Is that AC mobile game still thing? If so it might show up there. 

Two money printing shops announce more money to be printed.

Excited, although their proportions seem all off. Figured they would at least use the shorter legs.

This is basically built for a blind bag minifigure series. 

I wasn’t too interested in the Mario ones because of their wonky figures, got a little closer to buying with the Sonic ones (they made great gifts for the tykes), but these and those rumoured-I-think-were-they-confirmed-? Zelda sets are probably going to sucker me in.

Abominations, heads are too small. Does this mean there will be Lego items available in Animal Crossing too? That’d be cool

I love things like this if only because inevitably there is some tiny group of people that have been holding a candle for years that this becomes a completely unexpected Christmas for.

Perhaps more importantly; do wolves still hunt in packs?

Cannot wait. Dragon’s Dogma is my favorite game ever. I hope this is releasing soon.

Are they still weak to fire? Are they still masterworks all?