A new front runner:

I love it, dude wins ooooooone Heisman....

Beautiful +a lot

He clearly didn't follow the courtroom decorum and didn't respect the fact that the judge has earned respect and holds his freedom in his hands. You need to recognize when it's ok to joke around and when it's a serious matter, he can't do that.

Fun fact: Satirical writing is a real thing. Pretty sure you missed that because your panties are in a knot.

I'm with you, but for future reference, if a ship is going down (or any other "women and children first" scenario), remember this post....

I actually agree with the suspension. Birdman wan't involved in the initial confrontation, then inserted himself and escalated it.

This is genius. You win today, sir. +all of them

What time do you eat dinner?

Maybe it's just me, but who gives a shit what the damn thing is called? The name has nothing to do with performance and everything to do with increasing Microsoft's bottom line, which I, personally, don't give a shit about.

She totally has underguns.

+a lot

Except blowjays. Valentine's day bowjays.

What a dick, son.

Matt Kemp is officially off of my shit list.

Maybe it doesn't matter. But if these accounts are accurate, he's quite a dipshit. He was on the biggest job interview of his life and decided updating people on his every move was more important than showing future bosses he was truly interested in working for them.

Ahhh. I like it. Sort of a PG peep show.

Nice

Bingo