Shoot a white Australian woman.

Y’know, you might have a point about making assumptions about young people with nice things, but it doesn’t really matter because you’re such a colossal douchebag that I’m inclined to oppose whatever you say anyway. Nice job, it takes effort to be that disagreeable.

For the love of God, Montresor!

What if I own a wine cellar, but it’s really just a place to bury annoying acquaintances alive?

Are we really not going to talk about the refs in game 4?

‘We all know the name of the baby, and the baby is named Cavs Warriors.’

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It may turn out the best part of that trade was not so much getting Kyrie, as it was getting him OFF the Cavs.

My taxes stayed about the same, but my deductions were less. I’m sure the Walton family will enjoy building a few extra mansions though.

It seems like you really don’t understand Kerr’s influence on the Warriors at all. His “scheme” is about more than just having a faster pace.

I starred this because it is funny. But it isn’t funny because it is true. I think Blatt is actually a good coach, and it didn’t work in Cleveland because Lebron is an asshole.

My favorite part was when Smart tried to miss his free throw and failed.

I love your username

Came here to post a Wire stevedore joke if no one else had already... naturally it’s in the grays

I don’t understand all the “they’re so young” rationalizations regarding the 76ers. With the injuries to Hayward and Irving, the 8 man rotation the Celtics are using is younger than the 76ers rotation.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

I guess you could define “under siege” as “Facing a tiny bit of non-consequential scrutiny for murdering people of color at an astronomical rate.”

In 2016, a turbulent period when law enforcement officials were under siege across the U.S.

I wouldn’t touch that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster debt free!!!