I guess my first question is, if you know he’s a tool, why take him in public? Why pay hundreds of thousands of dollars publicizing his mediocre books? Why not put that money toward talented authors who aren’t tools?

“pharmaceutical execs” doesn’t sound very much like “black people” so.... probably not

Does that include pharmaceutical execs? Just wondering?

Too bad Trump’s going to go after D-Money, Smoothie and Shifty and not his pals in the pharmaceutical industry and the doctors who write all those prescriptions.

To be fair we knew that before he was elected...

I love the South Park episode that busts this con wide open.

I don’t get it. Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to allow her to use her own broomstick?

this entire article went in a direction i completely did not expect. i thought we would be focusing on the fact that while plogging is a thoughtful idea with a positive result, the participant risks disease and injury if they are not focused on what they pick up.

This is bullshit and you should feel bad about yourself
The article would be better if it just read: I don’t like to pick up trash - the end

If you don’t want to run and pick up trash, well, that’s a decision I expect most people to make and I don’t think that anyone should be expected to clean up after other slobs.

Wow, you are so brace Ari. You WON’T pick up trash. The hero we deserve. This position makes you interesting.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

From the piece you posted:

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

Much like an alcoholic friend who has gone from being a dumb goofball at parties to losing his job because he keeps showing up drunk, disheveled, and hours late, this has gone from cute and funny to sad and ridiculous. I hope that you go up from here if you truly have hit bottom, but not it a “tune in next week to see…

If you were my neighbour I’d steal the Kia, break it down into parts and put them through you windows one by one. That’s pretty disrespectful towards your neighbors. It’s not like you’re in the middle of no where and the closest neighbor is 3 miles away.

Hey look! I found David’s neighbor!

Nah, I disagree about the ‘loveable’ bit. David is consistently a fool, consistently making bad decisions and showing very little common sense. Consistently. It angers me. And now I read his articles to be angered.

David, I love reading your articles, but I thank the good Lord above that you aren’t my neighbor. Or my tenant. ;)

If he is 20, I would advise him to go straight to college. I would tell him, don’t go back to Rockville and waste another year.