To be fair we knew that before he was elected...

I love the South Park episode that busts this con wide open.

I don’t get it. Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to allow her to use her own broomstick?

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

From the piece you posted:

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

Much like an alcoholic friend who has gone from being a dumb goofball at parties to losing his job because he keeps showing up drunk, disheveled, and hours late, this has gone from cute and funny to sad and ridiculous. I hope that you go up from here if you truly have hit bottom, but not it a “tune in next week to see…

If you were my neighbour I’d steal the Kia, break it down into parts and put them through you windows one by one. That’s pretty disrespectful towards your neighbors. It’s not like you’re in the middle of no where and the closest neighbor is 3 miles away.

Hey look! I found David’s neighbor!

Nah, I disagree about the ‘loveable’ bit. David is consistently a fool, consistently making bad decisions and showing very little common sense. Consistently. It angers me. And now I read his articles to be angered.

David, I love reading your articles, but I thank the good Lord above that you aren’t my neighbor. Or my tenant. ;)

If he is 20, I would advise him to go straight to college. I would tell him, don’t go back to Rockville and waste another year.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

If by marital infidelity you mean blackmailing his former mistress.

Don’t read the fucking column then.

Of course they’ll sign anyone. I mean, if there had been some unsigned protestor who was a somewhat similar QB, stylistically speaking, do you honestly believe the Texans wouldn’t have snapped him up when Deshaun Watson went down, and would’ve instead opted to let a somewhat promising season go down the tubes? Well…

The Kobe thing is infuriating because sports radio hosts named her and said she deserved to lose her anonymity because she accused someone of rape. It’s also disgusting that Kobe was given a hero’s exit when he retired and everyone pretty much forgot about the rape case. Everyone also overlooks the fact that Kobe is a…

She’s the Washington insider who worked [*wink*] her way to the top.