“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

If your shower drain isn’t fully draining, you have a problem completely unrelated to whether or not you pee in there. Call a plumber.

I can’t wait for the outpouring of outrage from conservatives who claim to be concerned about federal government overreach and jackbooted federal thugs.

Goddamn, this hits the nail on the head (fellow male teacher, but we’ve clearly never been to the same conference, since there can’t be two of us in the same room together).

I don’t care what you assholes say. Karen Pence was amazing in the Harry Potter films.

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

I’m just thankful we have men like Mike Pence to stop us from Sharia Law taking over.

Seriously what’s the appropriate reason for a married person to go out for a meal alone with a member of the other sex

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

These posts are getting old. “Man parks collection of fire trucks in front of house” “man parks airplane in driveway”. Can we stop defending these people? They are any eyesore, and they make the neighborhood look like a circus, which hurts house prices. What’s so wrong with neighbors trying to maintain their house…

People will be soft on this because it’s a vet, and we all want to support our vets. If it was out in the country, it wouldn’t be a problem.

Tell that to your parents who smuggled you in as an infant 30 years ago and are now dead, while you live a peaceful productive, employed life, unlike the lazy not, working, white trash cashing “disability checks” down the street.

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

Hannity must not be a George Carlin fan.

The biggest problem with the emails is that not many staff can read Cyrillic as of yet

Sorry, she’s really not. I don’t want a celebrity President even if they are liberal. I want a policy wonk and an experienced diplomat. Sadly, a small fraction of the country did not and they have doomed us all.

Is she, though? Because I very strongly do not relish the thought of Dr. Oz being anywhere near the leadership of our national health system.

Why don’t you stick your “science” to where the Sun doesn’t shine?

Imagine, workers being paid an increasing amount relative to their years of experience and qualifications.

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.