I didn’t realize custody cases were argued in front of a jury...

I appreciate your effort.

I click on these Deadcasts posts every time thinking it is an article to read. EVERY DAMN TIME!

HA!

Does your friend’s sister-in-law make $95/hr or is she unemployed. The confusion is driving me crazy.

You honestly have no idea how plumbing works.

Also, as a male teacher, I’d be eating alone at every meeting or conference I’ve ever gone to...

I was told by my step father to shove your hand as far down the dog’s throat as you could. So it turns out this is the only bit of truth he ever spoke...

dark side of the moon?

The same one every god damned day.

It would make a great couch for some hipster.

He should stick to it.

stay away from that 79 dodge omni!

Pushing rope

When I was a helicopter mechanic, we used to send newbies all over the base trying to track down pneumatic fluid.

Exactly - my mil would vote for Hitler if he was anti-abortion.

And the rest of Wisconsin still doesn’t care.

Mine was a sporty looking dodge omni that blew blue smoke and had brakes shoes that turned to dust every 5000 miles or so much to the befuddlement of my dad who was a mechanic.

10 grand on a first car? Lucky kid.