Pushing rope

When I was a helicopter mechanic, we used to send newbies all over the base trying to track down pneumatic fluid.

Exactly - my mil would vote for Hitler if he was anti-abortion.

And the rest of Wisconsin still doesn’t care.

Mine was a sporty looking dodge omni that blew blue smoke and had brakes shoes that turned to dust every 5000 miles or so much to the befuddlement of my dad who was a mechanic.

10 grand on a first car? Lucky kid.

I think I found the problem with their game plan.

Now I always keep it out of gear at lights though haha.

The military is sworn to support the constitution no matter what, not whoever is currently in office.

Can’t agree more - I served with some pretty cool people but also with a bunch of disgusting humans, many more awful people than I’ve had to work with both in and out of government. When I think of some of those shitbirds being called heroes by an unknowing public it makes me want to puke.

I once went to take off when the light turned green and went nowhere because I forgot I took the car out of gear. It was lucky for me since about 3 seconds after the light turned green a semi going about 50 blasted through the red light . Would have pulverized me. I sat there for about five minutes until my heart…

I have never not understood an analogy as much as I have not understood yours.

I think his correct name is Mike Nepotism Jr., btw.

So you are a Kinja version of the Dan LeBetard show?

You must be fun at parties. I know this is trite but it fits you well.

What’s 2016 like? Don’t ask.

I once gave my wife long underwear. Not something funny or colorful - straight up white long underwear. I am not a good gift giver.

I have a 96 Grand Marquis that will never die. And all the power shit works too.

I feel you...at a bar I once I told a random guy sitting next to me an incredibly funny joke that had a dead baby as a punchline. His straight-faced reply was that his wife had a still born about a month ago. I thought he was joking. He was not.