I think his correct name is Mike Nepotism Jr., btw.

So you are a Kinja version of the Dan LeBetard show?

You must be fun at parties. I know this is trite but it fits you well.

What’s 2016 like? Don’t ask.

I once gave my wife long underwear. Not something funny or colorful - straight up white long underwear. I am not a good gift giver.

I have a 96 Grand Marquis that will never die. And all the power shit works too.

Don’t be fooled Ethan, zoxeked is a little bitch. We got into a flame war because I was like GT-R? FUck that weak shit. Give me a a Porche GT3 RS. And he was like but the Nissan is cool. Yeah whatever. I told him you want to know my most rewarding month? It was the month I spent reaming your mother’s sphincter…

I feel you...at a bar I once I told a random guy sitting next to me an incredibly funny joke that had a dead baby as a punchline. His straight-faced reply was that his wife had a still born about a month ago. I thought he was joking. He was not.

Since when do NFL players have a union?

You are sooo right about the idiots with 4 wheel drive. Last Sunday I had the bad luck to have to drive through the snow and slush of the unplowed interstates in Indiana/Illinois and three of the idiots who flew by me ended up in the ditch.

accident - an unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally

Bill looks exactly like the platonic ideal of a Trump supporter, perhaps only lacking an upgraded wardrobe.

As a UNC fan, I can without a doubt say I wish they had lost by 20 or never made it to the title game. Thinking a lot of Cleveland fans wishing something similar.

I agree with that statement when it comes to academic issues, because lets not fool ourselves. But I hope, maybe naively, that when it comes to widespread rape most schools would react differently.

I sort of agree with you in that until actually convicted it would be more proper to say “accused” sexual predator.

I prefer the Brute Squad...

He thought Hillary was at bat.

Today is not an off day for Indians-Red Sox

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