“and feels more disappointing after two years of anticipation for its release.” Serious question, was ANYONE anticipating this one? Like, if by anticipation you mean that people were aware it had been delayed and mildly curious when it would manage to get a full release, sure. But anticipating it? Excited to watch it?…

I thought you were smoking weed through your own diarrhea, so this bizarre aside at least ended up substantially better than expected.

There was some discussion about him around here a few days ago, and that was the consensus.  He didn’t have a big-budget production in him and so was banking as much cash as possible, as quickly as possible before he couldn’t work anymore.  

You might want to let the body get cold before you start blaming Dave for this.

Nope. I’m sure she wasn’t the first but Jodie Foster won two awards. It’s a weird smug self-fart-sniffing thing that news media does— it thinks because a person hasn’t sat down with them and make some big pronouncement that they aren’t open and out. Jodie Foster has never been IN.

Why shouldn’t she be? That movie owns.

I haven’t seen Speed 2, I heard it is not that good. I have seen the house it paid for and I assure you, it’s lovely.

My protest. He stole my protest! Why didn't somebody tell me had one of those......things!

I can only ever think of Adrien Brody as the guy who went on SNL, put on a wig, and did whatever the fuck this is supposed to be without anyone’s approval, and now he’s been banned for life.

Have you ever boycotted the Oscars on a Sunday night? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

I have given a name to my pain, Bob, and it is Adrien Brody.

Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I’m giving away free money. And where is Jack Nicholson? HE’S AT HOME, PROTESTING THE WAR!

You should stop being passive aggressive and just go flat out aggressive.

Man, the more I read about this the more frustrating it is.

I was not aware of this phenomenon up until reading this article and I am taking this as proof that I am on the internet the exact right amount. Nonetheless, good fortune in your future ventures, Mr. Adams! I hold out some hope will come back better than this most recent sea change, but experience tells me different.

What, this place is so desperate for content it's resorted to publishing term papers? 

barry and better call saul and atlanta are all gonna overlap. 

no! She must be SLAMMED and CANCELED and held ACCOUNTABLE and shes TONE DEAF and WHITE PRIVLEGE and some other things too but i ran out of steam and need a nap 

I know this will land like a lead balloon, but under the circumstances (and especially based on the depth and sincerity of her apology), can’t we just chalk this up to someone being kind of flustered and excited and saying something she normally wouldn’t have in just about any other situation? People sometimes use the…

Yeah, I’m not sure the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has earned Dolly Parton.