Ok it’s funny, but they’re definitely not “taking on” Amazon Go.

Don’t put “hilariously” in the headline. Show don’t tell.

If the sequel trilogy has any value at all it is that they are so monumentally awful that it has forced a cultural re-examination of the prequel trilogy. The fact that we are LOOKING FORWARD to seeing Hayden Fucking Christensen as Darth Vader again is staggering to me. For years he was considered the worst part of…

I have to admit; I did click on this article half-wondering if it would be an actual movie review.

Considering how the AV Club’s review of Turning Red already touched on all these themes (at the expense of talking about stuff like plot, pacing, voice acting, animation quality, etc.), I don’t really see the point of rehashing, yet again, how the movie is Important and Good. And to be clear: I’m excited to see…

This was a pretty good review, but I guess the whole conversation around this movie’s gonna revolve around that cinemablend review, huh. 

What in the absolute fuck kind of sentence is this? This is shameful. You should be ashamed.

We are truly living in the golden age of prosthetic boob TV shows

One thing I’ve been wondering about that movie: did most people believe Darth Vader when he said he was Luke’s father?

First trailer? I swear I saw a trailer for this like two months ago... am I crazy? 

I’m glad that the show made without Pamela Anderson’s permission is handling the idea of exploiting women without their consent so well.

I thought Robert Pattinson did a good job, but... what?

I don’t know if Barsanti’s upset at AMC for raising prices, audiences for paying them, or people being mad at AMC. The article seems weirdly sarcastic about everything.

Can we say fuck Spanfeller here?

“Isnt it Iconic ?

Iconic comment, dude!

What an iconic post, king!

Holy _____ ____, Batman!

Having not watched a single episode, what the fuck is going on with this show?

Am I the only one who thinks she’s coming across as a bit smug and arrogant here?  Yes? Okay.