The golden ring of hell.

Speaking of that moment (*SPOILER* talk follows), does Tony literally just swipe the stones with some slight of hand, or did he have a technological or magical—via Strange—assist? I feel like between that and Strange’s whole “If I tell you what is going to happen, it won’t happen” line I missed something.

Chunky! You have to think about what you’re going to do! You had all summer to do this! Jesus christ! (I cried w/ laughter at that one, too.)

The substitute organist sketch was what got me. It’s the simplest, most obvious joke and unlike most of the other sketches they don’t really develop it or throw in any kind of twist, it’s just inappropriately silly music at a funeral. But my god, I had tears going down my face by the end.

“I DON’T WANT TO FUCK GARFIELD! I’M NOT ARBUCKLE!”

Obviously the correct thing to do would have been to calmly explain why her emotional response to the scene was invalid.

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interesting trivia - the british version of the novel had a final chapter that was not included in the american version (until 1986) & actually changed the whole idea of the thing!

“her longtime friend and pretty much her only friend outside of her family. “

YEAH! FUCK YOU HOT PIE!

you basic

Shannon Doherty is a way bigger villain that Michael Shannon will ever be.

Fuck Dowd and his 15 minute attention span. Even if people don’t care about “random-ass 40s movies” movies (which is bullshit) that is all the more reason to write about them. There are a shit load of terrific films from that era that are as fresh and thrilling as ever and they should be written about and seen. Christ…

My original idea was to start in 1939, with Gone With the Wind, but A.A. Dowd convinced me that nobody wants to read about a whole bunch of random-ass ‘40s movies that don’t even get talked about anymore. 1960, as others have noted, is a pretty good intermediary point, a place where the studio system is still humming…

Is this series going to be weekly or bi-weekly? Or did I miss that in the column?

Bi-Weekly puts us in for the long haul.

When watch Doctor Who they put upcoming scenes in between the commercials and it’s infuriating. Thanks I'm currently watching this show I don't need to see what's about to happen a few minutes from now. You've already got my attention. I don't know who thinks shit like this is a good idea.

I considered watching this, but then realized I don’t want to spend 10 mins recapping something I had to live through the first time.

Well it's not like he was spending his time learning how to cook.

How long have you hated life?

I didn’t turn the sound on because it looked exactly like every corporate rah-rah session I’ve ever had to attend (with the possible exception of executive-level people wearing t-shirts over their dress shirts is some attempt to look like they’re One Of The Guys)

Best part is right after the video ends, and all those middle management pricks came rushing up onstage like they thought they were the fucking cast of the Avengers at Comic-Con or some shit.