Ya know, despite being a comment on the internet, this was a very delightful read.

I hated it. I found the story both disappointing and annoying. What it all came down to, basically, is that Louis is a putz who can’t bear to let his children be sad, so rather than sack up and be the dad, he avoids the responsibility of bearing bad news to his daughter, in turn causing an escalating series of events…

“No, Sarah’s skip in the mental institution wasn’t “giddy.””

But... but... but... it’s not a good movie.

More like Retch-Up amirite?

Marc Maron plays a detective hunting down the Joker in a quest to hear his story about the time he met Lorne.

It was a good call, asking Bailey Jay to chime in, since there’s a 100% chance GHMP has jacked it to her.* She’s also very outspoken and articulate about trans issues. I don’t know if she’s still doing it, but she has a great podcast about trans life and horror movie geekery.

Goodness!  He could spend up to 15 years sealed in a locked cage!  Thrilling!

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

Oh, incel. Will you ever win?

Who wants to tell him?

That’s because he’s 300 years old.

To blatantly steal someone’s point from another one of these threads: a large proportion of the judges’ viewing is done at home with free DVD screeners, far away from an “authentic” cinema experience.

Oh cool, the contrarian Big Poptimism machine wants us to like Garbage Pop Weezer now. i’m good, thanks.

Is Weezer really still popular enough to warrant all of this coverage of them? Or am I the only one who stopped caring about them in 2001?

That take is as tepid as all the ones filmed and edited into this movie. 

Jean, when someone asks you to embrace the power of a god, you say “Yes!”

I mean the movie had pretty good reviews overall and got a shit ton of recognition from various film critics circles and associations at the end of the year. Maybe they’re all “aging” as well, but the AV Club wasn’t the only place that liked it.

Jeez, another delusional Hobbithead over here. 

Dick, you’re fried!