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This is really wonderful Katie, thank you

And who sits between John and Paul while they’re creating history and READS A NEWSPAPER?! I don’t understand that.

The first season was so well written, I loved it. It makes sense that they don’t know how to sell it, it’s way more than a reboot. It’s a little like the Brady Bunch movie. 

We did this for Donald Pleasence 

Jesus christ ok. Whatever. 

This seals it, I am never watching these fucking movies

The trailer does not look that terrible

Poor David Chase has always, always just wanted a hit film in the theaters. It’s too bad no one saw Not Fade Away, because I thought it was a great little movie.

Proof-read your shit. Have some fucking pride in what you’re paid to do.

Hey you know another great way to get rid of Halloween candy, is to just get stoned and eat it. 

Quit trying to make “Nite Sites” a thing, Gilga 

No serious person thinks Isle of Dogs is better than The Life Aquatic

When Lynch’s Dune came out, everyone received a little book that contained definitions and a glossary of terms when they went into the theater

Every one of these new animated series looks worse than the next

Now playing

Don Giller is working on it as we speak. This is a very nice guy whose Patreon is worth supporting, who curates a massive treasure trove of old Letterman footage he collected over the years into YouTube gold.

The critic who said that is a he. She simply links out to it.

Simon Rex is so underrated. Scary Movie 3 is so motherfucking funny.

*10 year standing ovation*

In this updated versino of Cyrano de Bergerac, Peter Dinklage will no longer sport a long nose, but rather a long cock.