What If....I just stopped watching all this stupid shit?

This sounds exactly what I thought it would be like for better or worse

Every time I get excited that LCD Soundsystem is gone forever they fucking pop up. Go away LCD Soundsystem, you are terrible.

I’m queer, go outside.

For getting my friends kids to run around the house going “DA MOOOOVIES!” and “ALL MAN I’M ALL OUT OF CASH!” driving their dad nuts I’ll be forever grateful.

I remember a few years ago the air whip cracked suddenly into autumn and everything turned orange and brown and I got the Halloween Fever. And lo and behold, a spooky series fell in my lap: The Haunting of Hill House. It’s exactly what I was in the mood for and boy oh boy did I never finish it. What a let down. And…

Girls FTW!

It tastes like a Casey’s gas station donut. D+.

I hope when I’m 72 I somehow have to work hard at orgasm withholding

Man, Weezer has a LOT of shitty fucking songs! I had sort of a clue, but no real clue.

Also I have never understood why John Mulaney wearing sunglasses and a trench coat on Seth Meyer was a big red flag. Tim and Eric come out in clown costumes and Bill Murray has come out dressed like a king. They’re comics. It’s a late night show. It wasn’t even that weird by late night comic standards. And there was…

Goddamn this is uncomfortable that they’re already turning the intervention into bits. 

This all feels like a shrewd move by aged millionaires to keep their songs in bad movie trailers for years to come

Oh! OHHH!!!!

This fuckin guy stopped at the pilot ovah here

This is certainly something that happened on the Twitter platform

It’s two things

*when I see an Apple TV premeire*

Dawes

“THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAD A SECRET AFFAIR WITH A 22 YEAR OLD INTERN”

It’s amazing now how i can just look at that sentence and have absolutely zero reaction.