It’s like Vic Berger had a Daily Show baby

She grew up

The idea of watching Jeremy Renner in a weekly tv series is like nailing a piece of toast to the wall and staring at it from the couch

I should sue for having to sit through Black Widow amirite folks 

Does this game need batteries? Let’s go right over here to Office Depot.

I was at the age when the pre-Stewart Daily Show had an enormous impact on me. I would say both versions did equally in their own unique ways. And 5 Questions ruled.

Hmm “first rapper” on the cover is a great first step, but it’s not nearly enough. Where is the “first woman microbiologist” on the cover? This isn’t real progress.

Powerful and iconic and epic girlboss move wow sports illustrated

This is next level trolling

Oh no! My film has been “dinged” by squares!

...And every employee absolutely hates making them

Lol those were two other roles he had, remember?

I saw Avatar for the first time a couple months ago and remember nothing about it 

I laughed out loud at the picture of Hawkeye. Like...we’re done with those characters, yeah? I’m all good on Jeremy Renner, thanks.

Excited to see JGL back to acting instead of his current role: most irritating post-prompting person on my social media timelines.

To fuck.

Steam Mops: How do they fuckin work?

Steam Mops: How do they fuckin work?

Give me a fucking break, Dan Savage 

Disgusting. Who would watch James Corden?

LOLOLOL you can’t win, buddy! Thanks for playing.