IT’S MY HEAD, SCHWARTZ

I’m surprised to see this because, outside of Mel Gibson, this movie is a hell of a lot of dumb fun and a way better story than a movie like this deserves. B- for me, dawgs

Will Lana Del Rey’s album come with a sleeping bag and eyemask or will we need to provide our own?

I hope they are able to filter out the 80% of music docs that are terrible, and you can always tell which ones they are: it’s almost always about a hagiography about a “scene” that not that many people experienced, with an over-inflated sense of importance, and almost always in New York City.

“The unnamed 36-year-old became internet-famous for posting ‘can a dog be twins,’ and has since been invited to speak at forums across the world about ‘the new slipstream of information.’”

Finally!!! The iconic Cruella de Vil gets an iconic origin story! Iconic! Love this IP! So iconic!

Hi, PR and Marketing agency guy here. The reason they are put out early is to pitch to media, get conversation and buzz going, and get as many free headlines as possible going into, during, and after the Super Bowl.

*world’s biggest eye roll followed by a party at Allan Carr’s house*

Foxing fucking rules. Gameshark was my jam

UGH

Counterpoint: this is one of the worst episodes of SNL in recent memory.

Not ever, Lana.

This is bad.

And what do you have against daily reminders to buy an Anker PowerCore Slim 10000 from Kinja Deals??

You’re welcome!

B MINUS??? Why do you hate joy?

I was born, raised, and live in the Midwest. We are absolutely the rubes everyone thinks we are.

Nothing about Tiny Horse was funny and I can smell a “I was high and thought of this” a mile away.

Hot Take: Lovecraft Country is quite poor

I’m in the Bad Education is a movie camp, because it was a movie.