I just ordered one from High Register Sean from Howard Stern and it was glorious. Such a good dude.

Midwesterners: a bodega is a place where someone calls you “boss” at the counter

If brands don’t stop calling things “iconic” I’m going to fucking lose it

The Rider is one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever seen, I can’t wait to see this.

RIP X-Entertainment

These are called “shreds” videos and they are an old concept, even before Bad Lip Reading became the popular delivery method.

I got to interview Crispin around the time of Beowulf and it was the most delightfully strange conversation and I had to delete all the good stuff that wouldn’t fit in the space they gave me. He’s a really fascinating guy.

This is a marketing stunt for the Go Daddy super bowl commercial, mark my words

I know an adult woman who brought a bunch of abusive interactions between herself and “a friend’s ex boyfriend” to our attention and posted them on Facebook pleading for sympathy. The texts were vile: “you fat pig,” “you fat piece of shit” and so on. So all we good allies started spamming the number, harassing him…

When it’s on DVD, however, it will be “Scream: Answer the Call”

I want to hear more about these fucking leather floors.

Led by people who were children without fully formed brains in 1999, there is a revisionist movement to posit that the prequels “were actually good.” That Space Jam was “actually good.” That Hocus Pocus was “actually good.” None of these things were actually good. Nothing is actually good. Nothing from your childhood…

It’s how I feel about American Pie. When it starts it’s like “fuck we gotta take this WHOLE journey, don’t we.”

Man, I love Springsteen but every time this song comes on I’m like “Ugh I don’t need to hear Jungleland today”

Yeah I agree with the counterpoint. No fucking for Trump voters.

It’s TL;DR Girl Talk everyone

That was very good. I love Sharon Van Etten.

lol so random

I saw this show in Canada and the crowd sat down the entire time and was very polite and even through the amazing avant garde opener Benjamin Clementine. I saw the show in St. Louis and the Bud Light swilling crowd was so disruptive during Benjamin Clementine he left after 3 songs, and they were sloshing beer around…

This is a lot of words dedicated to a 30 second joke tweet