To be in 4th grade in 1989 was pretty fucking sweet. 

Gentlemen, there’s no fighting in the War Room!

No. Not this time. Not a chance. You’re wrong. Not this time. No. I don’t think so. No way. Not this time. It’s a total fabrication. 

No. Those were HORRIBLE films. I “get” what he was doing, but my god. Believe your ears and eyes: they’re bad.

You had me at “VR Daisy Ridley”

Imagine renting this for $20.

Watch out, we got a 40 year Python fan veteran over here!

Every time I see Netflix and Amazon Prime and all these services I enjoy launching with some giant Black Lives Matter message I picture hillbilly bumblefucks losing their minds on their couch and it makes me laugh.

I saw this at the Castro with a packed crowd and it was the most fun I’ve ever had in my life. 

That movie was overrated and weirdly I felt the same way about Vast of Night! It was like a PG Pontypool.

Yeah no part of me wants to watch this. Patton Oswalt settled this kind of thing already.

*looks up chop-socky*

Everyone quit fucking saying horny.

In 2020, every singer is the Masked Singer *10 year standing ovation for me*

They WERE. At any rate, seek them out over the terrible Taylor Swift documentary.

Ditch the horrible Taylor Swift documentary and add these to your queue:

As a college student, I’m too offended to watch this

As a queer, this is a great movie. All hail Joyce Hyser, who is an incredible person in real life too.

I used to get depressed when I realized that until the very day I die, every December, I’ll be forced to hear the same fucking Christmas songs. Now it’s like that with memes.

REMEMBER THE NINETIES?