Not mentioning Car Seat Headrest without “Will Toledo’s Bedroom” is the new “can’t mention Bon Iver without mentioning Cabin in the Woods.” This was all very long ago. 

OLDER Millennial here. Let me tell you kids about a magical place called “Spencer’s Gifts” where you could buy dick-like objects until your dick was content. Dick pillows! Dick straws! Dick hats! Dick flashlights! Dick Miller! 

We did it, everyone

Reminds me of a riff from every single day in every newspaper.

Anyway...ma-ma-ma-Mitchell

“Quibi quickly cancelled the series, and announced a Jason Biggs hosted look at his giant pyramid made out of Jerry Maguire tapes”

I refuse.

(loved the recap)

Quit trying to make “skells” happen

THAT was Sweet Dee??????? No way.

Thanks for your comment!

Not one “Yay, Adam Driver is a super good guy! And everything is terrible but this warmed my heart!” comment? What is this...the fucking INTERNET????

Holy shit that was Barry Corbin on Better Call Saul. The years, they sure go by.

Thank you for my new favorite delicious sounding word

WHAT is a CHANNEL??

I bought one of these like 10 years ago, and it lives in my basement now

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine...

Dawes

I have been trying to unsubscribe from CBS All Access for 3 days now. It’s a very difficult process.

It’s the same way everything “is wild” now or people say “stan.” Everyone quit saying these things. It’s annoying.

This looks BAD. Also, it LOOKS bad.