It would look like X-Statix

I love a good “early days of the internet” story. Lately I don’t think we should be preserving the internet. We should be destroying it.

No, I feel this. It smacks of “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium” or “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” 

Tom Petty...wasn’t in any Hollywood movies really. So...

In fact if she could do the whole Harry Potter cast whoa watch out.

whoa watch out

weep and get used to that phrase everyone who’s not a millennial

If only there was some kind of Bird that was also a man...a kind of “Birdman, attorney at law.”

Hey my little chickadees I just hope we get some more classic WC Fields impressions, my sweet chickadees!

When I was a kid we were feeding seagulls nachos at a waterpark, and then we thought it would be funny to throw some on my mom while she was napping in a deck chair. It turns out it was not funny and we got grounded for a long time.

No one is calling Baby Yoda “boda” thanks

If anyone has not seen the batshit insane documentary about Richard Stanley’s the Island of Dr. Moreau going completely bugfuck off the rails it’s incredible. Check it out:

This is the artistic corporate commentary that hurts me the most: http://conferencecall.biz/

Marketing guy here. Be careful ever wishing to god you could sit in on a marketing meeting.

Wade Garrett is the best.

I think for people of a certain age, me and other 38 year olds, the Tiny Toons thing was so many people’s introduction to this band. In my small town -- with no internet yet, no record stores, no way to access music that might not be mainstream on the radio, no MTV -- it was kind of a revelation

Oh, that’s simple: it’s because everyone is a raging asshole

I remember this joke

*to James Bond theme*
DUH DUH, DUH DUH-DUH DUH, DUH DUH, DUH DUH-DUH DUH, DUH! DUH! DUHHHH! DUH! DUH! DUHHHH! BA BOP BA DUH DUH!

The Rush documentary is a must watch. What a kind soul and a nice story.