Team N-Gage!

Yeah that made me so depressed. For something like 15 years I would send a group of friends the video of Robert Vaughan at the Macy’s parade suddenly being surrounded by clowns. It was our Thanksgiving tradition.

I’ve been reading Dinosaur Dracula since it was X-Entertainment, making it and the AV Club the oldest sites I’ve probably frequented. Before the dark times. Before the Kinjapocalypse. We were internet soldiers, and young.

This movie seems like a real Popcorn Classic. Should I watch it?

Robbled them all, of course

I love shows were characters repeat the punchline as a question. “A prescription BAGEL?” “I’M Ringo in this scenario?” “Did you just [repeats silly action we just saw]”

Stop trying to make The Witcher happen, world

Doolittle will be the CATS of January

*10 year standing ovation*

*Adrian Veidt furiously stirring mayonnaise and broadway shows into a primordial stew in his baby making lake*

Fucking white people man.

Then I patiently await the AV Clubs Top 10 Worst Movies of the Year We Didn’t Review list.

Why didn’t The Mountain, the most boring, ponderous, nap-inducing, navel-gazing film I’ve ever seen, make the list?

ha ha ha remeber the 90

Jesus this video describes the completely unnecessary reason for my least favorite new trope of all fucking time: the short trailer letting you know the trailer is beginning.  

So meaty.

This article is great but if we’re being honest i;m stil thinkn about thos beans

Oh Mail Robot....you’ve slowly and methodically postmarked my heart

Matthew Rhys doing secret government shit again yesssssssssssssssssss

“Needs more Thor!”