Oh my LORD I used to review games for Village Voice Media, run a video game website, and was even featured on Kotaku a few times. I fell hard out of gaming (hello competitive pinball, baby!) but recently bought a Switch and I’ve never felt older in my life. When the words “does it come with all the cords? Does it come…

*hastily writes Noel to the tune of Jolene*

Does he discuss Ignatiy “The Rat” Vishnevetsky’s unfair C+ review of the 5 bagger movie Mister America?!?!? 

“For the record: A previous version of this story referencing the Pulse nightclub shooting and Fyre Festival has been removed.”

Paul Walter Hauser’s performance looks incredible. But jesus christ...this is going to be a movie about the mainstream media getting it wrong and ruining a white dude’s life, isn’t it.

Yass Kween: The Movie

I spent a bunch of money I didn’t really have to see Daniel Johnston in Chicago last year thinking “this could really be it.” Thank Christ I did.

I love this.

No WAY! That’s you? You’re the reason I began talking to MC then, and discovering we’re both from Illinois. You made Christory.

This sounds like an invitation to arm wrestle, pal.

As a person who wrote for Wizard Magazine, I don’t know what the story is here either.

Can’t wait to hear him sing the new theme song!

Rambo was amazing, and no way is it fifth. That’s not some internet opinion, that’s a fact. Here’s Sean T. Collins with why: https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/rambo-movies-politics-sylvester-stallone-franchise

I follow Aaron Carter on Instagram because when he goes live you know you’re about to see some sad and terrifying shit.

Come again?

The Running Man looks motherfucking awesome, I had no idea this even existed.

“A million dick pics isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A BILLION dick pics.” —Justin Timberlake

This is going to ruin more relationships than begin relationships.

No one needs this really.

This will win Oscar