I grew up around Quincy, IL and can’t wait to not read the comments in the local news affiliate Facebook pages.

Dawes

Essential oils.

That made me laugh really hard

If your Chucky isn’t working, it may be operating on older firmware. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8.…

I really thought Jenny Lewis starred in this and got very excited.

My thoughts exactly!!!

I’VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY: I need this movie TODAY.

Excellent!!!!

EXXXXTRY BOLD!!!!!!!!

I would like to submit the world’s first gay country band, Lavender Country. Patrick Haggerty’s story is simply incredible, and if you can catch them live it’s the greatest.

Thank you.

Unpopular opinion: The Devil’s Rejects is extremely underrated. House of 1000 Corpses...still not very good.

My wife used to play Animal Crossing on Game Cube. But she worked a night shift at a hospital so she wasn’t always around to do the tasks the animals asked her to do. So she would be like “at 8pm, you have to turn on the Lighthouse. Please, can you do this?” And I’d be like “yeah sure sure, at 8pm I’ll turn on the…

I like this. It’s fun and harmless.

Imagine being someone who is extremely online enough to get this very old, very forced meme but old timey enough to want a Blu Ray.

WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It really bugs me that he rhymes “back” with “back”

Back again to say we don’t need a trailer before the fucking trailer. 

This man makes my heart swell. It’s like this year’s only bright spot in a miserable horrorshow of a news cycle.