Streaming content is a disease. Meet the cure.

I don’t care that this is going to suck MACKENZIE DAVIS IN A WHITE TANK ALL DAYYYYYYYY. Be still my beating heart. If Lee Pace shows up I will go into a queer coma.

Shit this looks good.

It’s the hardest I’ve laughed all day. I needed to see that.

You must be new here.

Did I ask for an opinion?

“’Look at the stupid reality TV princess’ thing is super played out”

Laura Linney, master of the Resting “I’m Going to Fuck You Up Bad, Motherfucker” Face.

*50 year standing ovation*

I’m so very tired of internet culture.

Umm, this is fucking amazing. A solid five bagger of a website.

It’s no Baba Booey

Well ACTUALLY that’s just the premiere date for people who really get the show.

Oh, I get it! FRENCH CLASS!!

WACK.

25 years ago my cousin bought this CD and I said “Weezer? That is the shittiest name for a band I’ve ever heard. This can’t possibly be good.” But it was good. For exactly two albums.

My one complaint: The pre-trailer to the trailer is too long. As a millennial, I only like when the pre-trailer to the trailer I was already going to watch is under 2 seconds. I like a little bit of swelling strings and big drums, and 1 or 2 quick spoilers, and then it says “OFFICIAL TRAILER” and then the trailer…

I can never wrap my head around that this guy grew up near me in Illinois and then I see this pic and think “Oh, actually I can.” I love him.

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS EPISODE

WHO IS SELLING IT TO THEM? PABLO ESCARGOBAR?