I was crying I was laughing so hard at parts of this. That Garfield bit alone...

If you subscribe to Night Flight (which I do) you can watch really weird old episodes of this show among other weirdo, late night, public access, Church of Bob Dobbs type shit. It’s my favorite thing. https://www.nightflightplus.com/

*Yawns the yawn heard round the world*

I went door to door for Cori Bush and it was a very exciting time. I know she’s gonna win next time. She’s the real deal.

Marketers who were told the average attention span is 3 seconds now.

Here once again to say: we don’t need a fucking teaser trailer before the fucking teaser trailer. We’re already here to watch the teaser trailer. Stop putting fucking trailers before the trailer. 

This looks quite poor.

A white shirt...pretty brave.

Hey, Amazon is a rainforest, maybe I should make Amazon Beer! That should go well.

I knew when I saw the trailer this is a movie my rural parents will buy on DVD, feel good about, force me to watch at Christmas, and learn nothing from.

Explain that to my white, Trump voting father. That’s absolutely not what he enjoys about this movie.

Can’t wait to binge this and then immediately cancel my free trial. 

This meme. Every time I think I’m done with it....

Ok, hear me out...Robert Pattinson IS Philip Seymour Hoffman IN Lifetime’s “The True Story of the Filming of Synecdoche, New York.” I feel like it would have a real strong ratings share.

The Deadpool pinball game is incredible. 

I guess “HOHT!” is this summer’s “CHARLIE CLICK NOISE”

What the fuck is a “TV”

Matthew Calamari: the Ronnie the Limo Driver to Trump’s Howard Stern.

Hot take: this looks quite poor