The answer is obvious: this is the year the academy will finally recognize The Hobbit, and i think it’s finally going to win Oscar

Remember when Colonel Sanders shot that guy’s dick off

Reggie was my favorite cringey, super-corporate, awkward face for a company ever and I completely mean that in the most loving and respectful way. Second would be Kazuo “IT’S RIDDDGE RACER!” Hirai.

This is wild...didn’t expect the hairs on my neck to go up when the theme kicked in.

One more time for the people in the back: I don’t need to see a trailer for the trailer before the trailer. I’ve already chosen to see the fucking trailer.

Yesterday I learned from the Ghostbusters pinball game that the phrase “you’re toast” was coined by Bill Murray. I thought that was a thing that had always been around.

Jockin’ the benches, slappin’ the hoes

I have been tired of Universal trying to failing to make Monsters a thing since they were slapping them on Doritos and Pepsi. Give me the non-universal Monster Squad and the Monster Bash pinball game and we’re all good on monsters, thanks.

Umm hi we already have the quintessential “what if they never existed” band movie and it’s called “I Tried,” the movie that dared to ask “What if Bone Thugs N Harmony never existed.”

*Fires up Duck Tales Moon level song forever*

For further reading, I recommend Black Postcards: A Rock & Roll Romance by Dean Wareham

Everyone should clarify their positions on an important subject with a deadass sheep in the background 

It’s actually Chucky’s older sister this time

Or, just go to Digg

“Scuffed up my White Walkers, man!!!”

I remain, as always, cautiously optimistic.

A SINGING CAT?????

“I have a life”

Me now: “hahahahah”

Here’s the sad truth: 99% of the people in the world don’t give a shit about this. About ANY of this. They’ve lost like...not a lot of followers over this. They’ve lost what amounts to a drop in the bucket of followers over this. MAYBE pressure can be put on advertisers...but good luck appealing to the moral side of…