I love her!

SHE FUCKS A FISH!

I can’t believe Adam fucking Eget failed his way all the way to fuckin Netflix

THAT’S NOT RIGHT!

HAND KATIE THE KITTY!

Most Delightful Secret Society: The Bookhouse Boys

EEEEEEERADICATOR!

I GOT A ROCKY ROAD NOTIFICATION FOR THIS????

Yeah I came here just to look at that shit too

Different Chris Ward. I’m the Wizard Magazine Chris Ward. You know...the very cancelled comic book magazine with features about The Hottest Comic Book Movie Babes. Big hit with people over 30.

Look out, we got a man without access to any major streaming music service over here 

If this is Weird Al posting anonymously, I love you. If you are part of the Capital Steps....die!! Die a thousand deaths in hell!!!

There was a time when the AV Club comments section would know both that, and what The Flying Nun was

I don’t want to be mean, but she looks like Lumpy from the Star Wars Holiday Special 

As long as it includes a Mail Robot, I think we’ll be ok

Sounds like a whinnying formula!

I love “Pressure” for really goofy reasons because of an in-joke with pals, but that one is rough.

Yeah that’s the thing, it was like...when you’re in the conservative Midwest pre-internet, fuzzy Cinemax-era, and there’s nothing but Sears catalogs, and suddenly Jaws comes at you with some unexpected shit like that. I had some wild times.

Baby we were Borrrrrn, to......DING DING DING GOES THE TROLLEY! CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE BEELLLLLLL!!!!!