therealchrisward
TheRealChrisWard
therealchrisward

Ummmmm why wasn’t this a Gamera re-make.

Oh no. No no no no :( 

Holly Hills resident HERE! The internet is wild.

I picked up this book for a dime as a little kid. And...there’s a scene in there that...I don’t wanna talk about it. But I spent a lot of time with that book. Shame. SHAME! SHAME!

I feel like its a holdover from a time when IPAs were the ONLY kind of craft beer option, and everyone was trying to out-hop each other. Thankfully, that’s cooled down quite a bit. I’m really over them, too.

Hi, Illinois native of the city of Family Video origin here. I lived in Springfield, IL when Netflix on DVD started to become a thing, and Family Video hung tough. And then a few years later when streaming was unstoppable, they continue to hang on for the same reason RedBox kind of has in the rural Midwest -- people

I have wonderful news for you about a new webpage called “Twitter.com”

Ehhhhh fool me once, twee Ladybird indie drama...shame on me. Fool me twice...you see, you can’t get fooled again.

I don’t know but I’ll never bank at Fifth-Third Bank or eat at Ruth’s Chris Steak House. Whoever named these hates joy.

Dissa-POINTS!

SHABBA DOO!

BONG!

C V S BANGERZ!!!!

I hope whatever show Jordan Klepper goes to next, they let him keep his “5 Questions” bit

I love this column even if the illustration still looks like Ted Cruz tickling the ivories

MISTER TRUMP, TODAY YOU REMIND ME OF YOUR BIGOTRY TOWARDS A SMALL MEXICAN CHI-WOW-WOW

I got an “Adam Eget Sucks Shit” notification for this!?!

What about Alfred Packer? #Shpadoinkle

If a body catch a body comin’ through the rye....yerrrrr OUTTA here!

There is no worse brand of documentary then the fan documentary that plays like a hagiography to whatever subject it sets out to tell people about. Second only to music documentaries about a music “scene” you just had to be part of. This sounds like both.