NOT FUNNNNYYYYY!!!!!

Scott Abuserman

Now Antoni can show persons of all backgrounds how to cut and serve an avocado.

Shown: Geoff at the end of watching the first Green Lantern film.

YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, O’NEAL! HEARING’S GONE. LONG STORY. GOT THESE THINGS CRANKED UP TO THE MAX!

I’ll admit I was way too hyped up for this, but I enjoyed it...but probably rewards repeat viewings. I think House of the Devil nailed some of this stuff a little better. If you see this in a theater with high school kids, expect a lot of pre-teen boys making that clicking sound randomly with their mouth throughout…

I like that he definitely got balls high at the Black Panther premiere 

Oh wow a millennial has discovered the experience of fast forwarding a compact disc cool man

THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO BRING THIS UP. Cocoon is not streaming. It is not streaming anywhere. The not as great sequel is. WHY. WHY WHY WHY. AND WHAT CAN THE AV CLUB DO ABOUT IT.

This comment is for the birds!

I very much enjoyed this article and it made me happy, that is all.

In high school I convinced a girl to get in a trunk with me to re-enact that scene. To this day, I don’t know how. I just don’t.

We didn’t interact much at that time, and mostly just on Facebook now. Very good dude though.

NOTTTT FUNNNNY!!!!!

I got a book full of ‘em ready to write. Weird fucking days, man.

Hell yeah, Rob Bricken and Zac were right down the hall. We all worked in one dusty, shitty, cramped office.

I am sad to hear about Margot Kidder’s passing. And now I will tell you about the time she used me to get her publicist into a horrible party. My time working at Wizard Magazine was a series of tiny victories and soul-destroying nightmares. And working for Wizard Magazine meant working at Wizard’s soon to be extinct…

This is awesome.

You know that age where you want to play in the McDonald’s playground, but you’re just a bit too old, but you still want to, but if you do your friends will make fun of you...the dudes I was seeing the movie with were like “this is lame let’s go scam on some chicks” or something so we left. Fairly sure they used this…

I have only walked out on two movies in my entire life. Halfway into this I thought to myself “it’s so beautiful outside, it’s like the first gorgeous day of the year. Why am I in a dark theater watching one man’s interpretation of God and the universe, trying to understand the improbable and wondrous beauty of life,…