It’s Not Jackie Chan!

NOT FUNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!

I’m no apologist for these guys but HOOWWWW the FUCCK is Scary Movie 3, the funniest of the series, at the bottom here. “The dogs are acting funny,” the hot dog taco scene, the “AND TWINNNS!” reference....fuck this, that movie is an imperfect classic.

REBOOTACRUCIFIXAVICTORIOUS!

Hey it’s one of these again this year.

After all these years Jenna Van Oy still makes me horny. I MEAN WISTFUL! SHE MAKES ME WISTFUL!

I loved the 90s when “Circus Tent” was just a size of clothing everyone wore

This song is quite poor.

This is why I only watch High Maintenance

This is quickly becoming the best story ever.

Surely a gentleman comic book reader can help her out by explaining this!

SOMEBODY SLAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE

This is horrifying. The next thing you’ll know, someone will make it appear that the president is being pissed on by Russian hookers!

What’s “insane” about this again?

This header picture always looks like Ted Cruz tickling the ivories to me

MA MA MONKEY

GOO FUH YOU, GOO FUH YOU

That makes sense: in front of a TV with HBO in the early 80s is where I spent most of my time. I couldn’t remember how I was introduced to it, or remember much of the actual plot

I think I’m the only one who remembers the 80s family film Savannah Smiles, the story of a kidnapped little girl who melts her kidnappers hearts in sort of a reverse Patty Hearst story

If the credits don’t say “Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck” I’m out