Damn. I was enjoying his breath since 96th street.

Fuck Poppy. It’s all about Naomi Elizabeth.

This is why I stick to pinball now, where skills seem, I don’t know, attainable. Like, nothing about this seems fun.

(i was making a joke)

I hope Mister Rogers finally gets to marry his mom in the third act

NAME DROP: When I used to work at Wizard Magazine we would get in these huge fights with the older editorial staff over Superman versus Spider-Man 2 as being the all-time best superhero movie. It was obviously generational bias, but in hindsight it seems hilarious that we would fight over something we were all so…

Well, as long as we still have Kay-Bee Toys, I won’t ever have to throw myself through this plate glass window and into traffic.

I’m only into hard sci-fi.

Sure, Panera Bread might be very expensive BUT you get to clean up after yourself

He was conceived Saturday, in the park. I think it was the 4th of July.

CHICKEN TETRA-ZINI!!!!

CHICKEN TETRA-ZINI!!!!!!

Wait, it’s not “whining”? I really don’t like the spelling of “whinging.” And now look what I’m fucking doing. Whining again.

BWOMMMMMMMMMMMM

Old man, here. Can confirm that people were fucking obsessed with the seventies in 1994.

Ok

I’m...tired of fandom.

Jason Molina?

“Steve Bannon IS ... Mad About Jews. Tuesdays on NBC”
Shit someone made this joke how the fuck do I delete comments.

*read lede*