It’s like poetry. They rhyme.

John Maus, baby! Go for the Touchdown!

NIGHT BUSINESS!!!! HOLY SHIT YES IT’S BACK!!! DID IT EVER GO AWAY?? I’M NOT SURE BUT I’M GLAD TO SEE THIS

We don’t need to keep giving LCD Soundsystem a pity vote. We can just not include them since literally hundreds of other bands are better.

I hate Rapaport’s jerkoff face and his jerkoff voice and I hate when he’s on Stern. Baba Booey!

I both “ope” and “oop” several hundred times a day

Oh, and also, that Cat Tour Van smells exactly like you think it does.

I love Samantha! Bizarre story: I did a freelance piece interviewing her and bought a training clicker set from her, and trained my cat to ring a bell for treats. A video of it helped me win free tickets to some cat video event. Then the AP interviewed me as part of their weird story on the whole thing, which went…

There are good people on both sides of the Star Wars

Of course, this is #3 on Rolling Stone’s “Best Albums of 2017" list. For fucking real.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman IS Jar Jar Binks IN The Phantom Thread

The trailer had excellent pacing. The film, not so much.

Every year for many years now, my friends and I see if we can make it through the season without hearing Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime. This has developed into a full on OCD tic of mine, where I’ve actually sprinted out of stores hearing those first notes. I’m sure they thought I was shoplifting. But, no,…

Jesus I was let down by Atomic Blonde. It was really awful. The trailer was actually the best thing it has going for it.

This is one of the greatest articles I have ever read, and that’s all I have to say.

She’s probably up there jammin’ with Michael Landon and Meredith Baxter Birney right now

FAILED songwriter??? Have you heard “Look At Your Game, Girl”? It’s gold! Not certified gold, but a great song!

*George eats a man on toilet, turns his head and spits*

*10 year standing ovation*

Movie seems bad.