It doesn’t matter what type of baby you have

This is the anniversary of me getting temporarily banned from Facebook book by saying exactly what I hoped would happen to Trump.

Sal Governale’s apology was much better.

NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN. NOTHING.

Well, he did have one of the original sex scandals pre-social media when he was caught with a prostitute. Luckily, he was able to go on Jay Leno, act charming, and chalk it up to being “a bad widdle boy”

I didn’t witness anything first hand but I remember when Valerie D’Orazio published her tell-all people were like “oh she’s just crazy” and things like that. Go to any ComicCon and hang around the hotel bar, and you’re going to see some greasy shit. I just remember it being a toxic boy’s club — my first published…

Given the headlines about white celebrity men this week, I’ll take “Hugh Grant was harmlessly weird once.”

Hello, I used to work for Wizard Magazine. You don’t know that half of how gross the comic book industry is. And I have a feeling you’re about to.

Balloon knot. Musculature.

This will be my generation’s “The Day the Clown Cried”

SEE THE STRANGER THINGS KIDS DO THINGS —every day on the internet

I may have committed some....light sexual harrassment.

These stopped and made me take notice:

I was at a Horror Convention in New Jersey around like 2003 or 2004 and Tanya Harding was there, alone at a cheap card table, signing calendars among, like, the guy who played the original Jason, Burt Ward, and some other C-Listers. Or should I say, “hoping to sell them.” No one was going over there. She had gained a…

I’m not watching any of this

I warmed up to it but goddamn those outer lanes.

Shitty pinball nerd, here. These Stern machines...I mean, I’m glad they are making new, licensed pinball games in an era where nothing good ever happens, but they are super feeling like re-skins of every other Stern game. Maybe it’s just the art, I don’t know. They have no personality at all. That said, I was down on…

BLAST HARDCHEESE!

What about “The Last Slumber Party” good lord

Sometimes when you go down the irony wormhole you forget not everyone is on your same irony addled wavelength and it just ends up being the thing that it