AND COVER YOUR FUCKING NOSE!!!!!!

90% of Real Housewives of Pick Your City is women screaming hysterically in a restaurant/hotel/whatever about the stupidest crap so they earn their spot on the next season and keep the paycheck flowing.

I hadn’t seen the McKinnon version of it since it aired in that awful, awful week four years ago. Watching it again today and seeing the tears in her eyes and the genuine emotion she was feeling still lands today.

Fuck Trump. Fuck the GOP. Fuck these assholes for taking a song I used to like and using it for all the wrong purposes and reasons.

A quote of episode dialogue in the linked review:

It didn’t help that each episode of the show required at least one, and usually several, expensive period recreations of historical settings, which made it a pricey prospect for a network facing a present pinch.

Well, I tend to like films that . . . Wait a minute! I’m not falling for that one again!

I just looked up Dino Ironbody in the dictionary, and it defined him as "asshole".

My favorite part is when she says that homosexuals are labeling themselves as trans to escape homophobia. Because being trans is so much more acceptable than being gay, right? How do you actually type that in a blog post and not realize how ridiculous that sounds?

Literally every TERF uses it. They think it makes them sound reasonable instead of like perverts who want to inspect everyone’s genitals before they’re allowed to take a shit.

Her screed not only maliciously attacks transwomen for existing but also claims that her feminism supports transmen because “they’re actually women” but then portrays them as confused young women who were undergoing stress and made poor choices because of it, revives the “it’s a phase” shite from the Section 28 days,…

Wow get the fuck outta here.  She used the bathroom argument?  I expect Lindsay Graham to do that, Jesus Christ she is a lost cause.

My one experience with Condé Nast was a weird one. I was brought in to interview for some entry level position and met with an editor (I don’t remember what division). After our meeting was done, I was told the publisher wanted to meet with me. I was sent into a big, fancy office where I was promptly told “Forget…

To confuse the hell out of watchers, Jeffrey’s first guests should be Robert Downey Jr., and Javier Bardem.

So, during an inadvisable stint in LA I did extra work on this episode. My shadow is on the stage during this clip, I was standing in the wings. The reason I mention this is to tell you two things:
1) at lunch there was no separate tent for extras, everybody ate together and they served us grilled lobster. No joke it…

Season 3 might be a little more consistent start to finish (and has "Bartlet for America"), but season 2 kicked off with "In the Shadow of Two Gunmen" and wrapped up with the arc from "17 People" to "Two Cathedrals," so I say it wins. The proper ranking goes 2, 3, 1, 4, 7, 6, 5.

He hit it out of the park with his first at-bat:

"Unfunded mandate" is, indeed, a big word.

I just decided to kick your ass.

Musical theater? Boy, I don't know.